Womb with a view

Available for immediate occupancy:

Spacious, like-new womb available. All amenities (food, warmth, love, exercise) are always close by for your convenience. Perfect for a boy or girl ... or both. Lots of one-on-one time with the outside neighbors, who openly welcome new tenants.

After you've stayed with us for nine months, you'll move up to the luxury suite, which comes equipped with even more amenities (cuddles, diaper changes, giggles, milk bar, kisses, toys, hugs, etc.). To further sweeten the deal, the rent is paid in full all the time, courtesy of the outside neighbors.

All interested parties are encouraged to inquire within.